Week 15 assfucks

It's over for the Skins. This shit is starting to unravel. Zorn is on the hot keys in the hot seat. Portis is going off. The offensive line needs a complete overhaul. I've been saying this for three years now, JON JANSON AND CHRIS SAMUELS ARE NOT GOOD. Please get them off the fucking team. The rookies are laughable. I heard Fred Davis is too stupid to learn the offense. The others haven't done shit. Besides Chris Horton, this entire draft class is a bust. Speaking of busts, Jason Taylor is just that. He's not coming back next season. You'll see him fulfilling his dream of being a shitty version of the Rock, who is himself a poor man's Arnold. Way to be someone Jason, you washed up piece of shit. The next draft had better be nothing but O and D linemen. Either way, Vinny Cerrato is going to fuck it up. Next to Dan Snyder, he is the biggest joke in this organization. The rest of the league laughs at us because of you turd burglars. Fuck you both for fucking up our team. Why don't you take your seatbelts off and drive 100mph on the wrong side of the road, you fucking assclowns.

My picks last week were full of heartbreak. The games I lost were by 1, 1, and 1 1/2. Fuck you all. Time for more horeshit.*

*not bitter

New York Giants +3 at Dallas
While I am bitter about the Skins, oh how I love watching Jon's gay fantasy, TO, turn back into the team cancer that he really is. What's even funnier is it sounds like the Cowboys are starting to divide along racial lines. Why do I find that so amusing? That's a mystery. Homo and Witten are having secret meetings, then TO and Roy Williams are doing the same thing. When a team gets like this, it's nice to have a hard nosed coach who can make those fuckers fall back in line...wait, huh? Wade Phillips is still the coach? Well, they're fucked. And this team is laying points to the best team in the NFC? I don't care if it is in Dallas, that line is retarded.

Baltimore -2 1/2 vs. Pittsburgh
Last time these two teams met, the Ravens took the Steelers to OT and almost won the game. Now the Steelers O line is even more porous, and the Ravens D looks like it just keeps getting better. They will murder Truthlesberger, who refuses to learn that he can't hold onto the ball forever. Look for the Ravens to play that overloaded D line again to create matchup problems for the Steelers and harass that douchebag all day long.

New York Jets -7 1/2 vs. Buffalo
You know I hate lines like this, but I have to seize these final opportunities to bet against the Bills. They are so fucking pathetic. Way to put up 3 at home against the Dolphins last week, assclowns. Meanwhile, the Jets had a huge brainfuck last week and lost to the 49ers. It's now a three-way tie in the AFC East, and the Jets could really use this division win. It's gametime like a motherfucker for the Jets, and as much as I think he gets his dick sucked (mainly by John Madden) way too much, Jett (so funny, lo-fucking-l) Farve will come ready to play.

New England -6 1/2 at Oakland
Just like the Jets, the Patriots are competing for the division. Cassel got his shit back together. He's a free agent after this season, so look for him to get G'ed up with a big deal. And with all the hype the Lions are getting for being the worst team in history, the Raiders are still hot garbage. Plus, I like that number. Go with it, bitches.

Last week
1-3

For the year
31-20