Week 3 winners

I am getting in a little early this week because from 12 noon tomorrow on I am going to be blotto like a motherfucker pretty much this whole weekend. Actually, come to think of it, I might actually pick winners better drunk. Especially because I never look at the fucking weather report before I pick. Motherfucking Steelers. Although, I am a little proud of myself about the Eagles-Cowboys pick. Jealous? You know you're jealous. Also, my fantasy team is surprisingly still career-ending injury-free. Take that 7 years of bad karma.

Couple of quick shots. I still think TO is mentally unstable. I mean he invoked Jeff Garcia. That was like 6 years ago. Hopefully that offensive burst by the Skins wasn't a fluke. It still felt so strained in the first half though. You MUST take advantage of turnovers and gifts, in general, in the NFL. A win is a win, but it shouldn't have been that close. The NFC East is the toughest division in football, hands down. Vince Young is a nutjob. There are too many indicators that point to that to think otherwise. The Seahawks were a shell of their former selves going into this season anyway, but they are really fucked now with their first 6 receivers injured. And NFC West is a filthy cesspool, in general. I can't believe one of those teams is actually going to go to the playoffs. Anyway, enough ranting, I know you are all waiting for me to bless you with my winners.

Seattle (-9 1/2) vs. St. Louis
Now I am actually serious about this. I am betting against the Rams every week now until it stings me. Even with wideouts coming in off the street, Seattle should still be able to beat the Rams by double digits. Take Seattle laying the wood at home.

San Diego (-9) vs. NY Jets
Jets traveling across the country. Monday night. And the Jets lost by 9 to a Matt Cassel-led Patriots team last week at home. Wait until they have to travel to San Diego and have Philip Rivers dismantle them. Plus the Chargers are probably still pissed about that botched call last week by Mike's mancrush, Ed Hochuli, that allowed the Broncos to go on to win. Either way, they need a win right fucking now.

Baltimore (-2 1/2) vs. Cleveland
The Ravens are coming off a bye, and playing at home. And Mike is right, Romeo Crennel is inept as fuck. The Browns are a fucking fraud and will loose by a field goal to the purple and black.

Oakland (+9 1/2) at Buffalo
That sure is a big number for a team like the Bills to be laying. I know it is Oakland, and they are traveling cross-country. But feeding Darren McFadden should be enough to keep this game within 10.

Last week
3-2

For the year
4-3