Week 4 winners

Greetings bitches. I have to say, Chinese dumplings are the cure for hangovers. I went out last night Rick James style. "It's a celebration! Drink up! Be merry! And welcome to the China club, a-ching-a-chang-a-ching-chang!" I was still fucked up when I got home from class this morning, and those dumplings unfucked me in record time. I highly recommend it.

So Skins at Dallas. Conventional wisdom says that the Cowboys will win this game, but I am getting a vibe that the Skins can pull this one off. Step number one is to not let TO catch 4 TDs one you like he did last year. Shawn Springs, stop crying like a little bitch and get out there and play. I don't want to jinx them, but if I had to throw cash on that game, I'd probably take the Skins and the points.

Another thing, is Gus Ferotte really going to start for the Vikings? That is a fucking joke. They need to draft a QB. Or trade for Derek Anderson when the Browns bench him for Brady Quinn. For fuck sake, do something. The NFC North is wide the fuck open. Does Brad Childress just not want to take that division? There are a lot of decisions made in the NFL that I just don't understand. One decision that I do understand is the firing of Matt Millen. What a joke of a GM he is. I don't even care about the Lions, and I even feel good about that move.

Finally, please for the love of God, can the Eagles be a little more specific about Brian Westbrook? I heard he was in uniform today, but did not practice. Different news sources are saying different things. And because of my bye situation, I have to go with an Eagles RB. Fuck these game-time decisions.

Anyway, let me bless you degenerates with my locks.

Buffalo (-8) at St. Louis
Again, until it stings me.

San Diego (-7 1/2) at Oakland
The Chargers have finally woken up. They played well on every side of the ball last week, and they should keep it going this week in this division game. Plus, Lane Kiffin has to be distracted by all the bullshit going on in Oakland. He'll be fired any minute now, and Al Davis is a fucking retard.

Baltimore (+5 1/2) at Pittsburgh
The Steelers O-line is abysmal. Truthlesberger was sacks 8 times last week, and B-more's D looks strong again. They should be able to get to him all game. I like this game as low scoring and close to the end. Steelers will probably win, but only by a field goal or so.

NY Jets (-1) vs. Arizona
The Cardinals stayed in Tyson's Corner all week after the Skins game to stay on the East Coast. I think that move will backfire and disrupt the team. I don't think the Jets will lose their third in a row at home either.

Last week
4-0

For the year
8-3