Just more locks

I am on fucking fire bitches. 8-0 in the last two weeks. Let's be fair though, betting against the Rams is an automatic winner every time. Vegas needs to come to their senses and take Rams games off their boards. But until they do, I will welcome those locks.

And how about those motherfucking Skins? The Skins dominated that game. It was not as close as the score would lead one to believe. In my opinion, the best evidence of that is the time of possession; Redskins - 38:09, Cowboys - 21:51. And it looked like the game went exactly how they planned too. Not like during the Gibbs II era when even scoring drives looked strained. The West Coast offense looks like it is clicking. And I was very impressed by Jason Campbell's movement in the pocket. I know him and Zorn worked on that over the offseason, and you could see him buying time in the pocket several times during that game. I have always liked Campbell as the future of this team, and it feels like he is coming around for this new coach and in this new offense.

This week they have the Eagles. The line favors the Eagles by 6, which I think is a slap in the fucking face. If I wasn't worried about cursing my boys, I would put my roll on the Skins. I think this game will depend a lot on Brian Westbrook. He practiced fully today, but he was probably pushed to play this week because this has turned into a huge game. I have another feeling that the Skins will not even need the 6 and will win this game outright. And if they do, DC will lose its fucking mind. Don't be surprised if you start to see some fresh gear on the streets if the Skins get to 4-1. Especially because their schedule is chock full of winners after this stretch (their next three games are at home against St. Louis, Cleveland, and at Detroit. Count those.).

Enough talk. Time for me to come down from heaven and grace you fudgepackers with my winners.

Arizona (-1) vs. Buffalo
The Cardinals offense is just too good to keep losing forever. And excuse me, but the Bills are not for real. They will get their first loss traveling across the country.

New Orleans (-3) vs. Minnesota
The Saints looked good last week. And Gus Frerotte is not the answer. The Vikings will keep losing until they realize that.

Pittsburgh (+4) at Jacksonville
I love this number. I am not sure who will win this game, but it should be low scoring (i.e. within a field goal, no matter who kicks it to win). This is also a rematch of a great playoff game last year. I actually remember Mike and I watched that shit at Carpool, and made fun of all the idiots in Steelers jerseys. Fuck Steelers fans who aren't from Pittsburgh.

Indianapolis (-3) at Houston
Naptown is coming off a bye, and they should come to their senses and at least play like a decent team this week. Also, the Texans D is dreadful. The 29th, 22nd, and 23rd ranked offenses all hung 30 or more on them this year.

One more thing, can anyone tell me why the Green Bay - Atlanta game is off the board?

Last week
4-0

For the year
12-3