T-t-t-too hot for TV!

So the Patriots are back getting off on running up the score. Bully for them. I hope Matt Cassel can prove just how mediocre Tom Brady really was. Of course, I’d also like them suffer horrible losses, like a blowout to Miami or something... man this season is good but they really need a career ending injury to another prick from that team to make it great. Somebody like Rodney Harrison, perhaps? Yeah I’m not done with the sour grapes just yet because you may have heard the Cowboys got blown up by the Rams and got robbed by the Lions in one week. There are so many hilarious TO moments still to come this season; I can’t wait.

Everyone at this time should take a minute to look at this list and take note on who is at the top: Link.

Really soak that in; I’ll wait.

My picks have reached a new level of sucking at 4-9 for 21-30 on the season. If you’re looking for an upset let me know and I’ll bet against your team. It is a long season and I’ve got plenty of time to make a comeback, so here we go:

Falcons (+9) at Eagles – I think Atlanta could actually win this.
Chiefs (+13) at NYJ – That’s too huge a line, right? I mean, KC is bad but so are the Jets.
Rams (+7) at Patriots – Patriots have been flip flopping all season and the Rams are hot right now.
Bills (-2) at Dolphins – I’m starting to believe the Bills may be decent. Prove me wrong assholes.
Ravens (-7) over Raiders – Way to kick a really long field goal, I guess you can’t be bad at everything.
Redskins (-7.5) at Lions – Please don’t choke again.
Panthers (-4.5) over Cardinals – No team this season has won travelling west to east and Arizona is especially bad at it throughout their entire existence in Arizona.
Saints (+3.5) over Chargers – This game is in London and a complete toss up because who knows what that field is like so I’m taking the underdog for the points.
Texans (-9.5) over Bengals – Fitz, Fitz, Fitz!
Browns (+7) at Jaguars – Who the hell knows who the Browns are but I think they’re better off without Winslow.
Steelers (+3) over Giants – Because fuck the Giants.
49ers (-5) over Seahawks – If there is a God, FOX will play a different game at 4. Agnostics are on the edge of their seats.
Titans (-4) over Colts – Because I traded for Peyton in fantasy.