Welcome to the Circus

In reaction to hearing the news that the Cowboys had traded for Lions receiver Roy Williams, TO was so excited he could be heard singing:

(To the tune of Welcome to the Jungle, in the event you're retarded)

Welcome to the circus
We got cons 'n' addicts
We got everything you want
Willy we know the names
We are the people that can find
Whatever you may need
If you got the plays homey
We got your legal fees

In the circus
Welcome to the circus
Watch it bring you to your shun n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n knees, knees
I love me some meeeee

Welcome to the circus
We take it week by week
If you want it you're gonna beg
But it's the price you pay
And you're a very talented guy
That's very hard to please
You can taste the bright lights
But you'll never be bigger than me
In the circus
Welcome to the circus
Feel my, my, my sob routine
I, I wanna hear me scream

Welcome to the circus
It gets worse here every week
Ya learn to live like a drama queen
In the circus where we play
If you got a hunger for what you see
You'll try to take it eventually
You can have all the touches you want
But you better not take them from me

In the circus
Welcome to the circus
Watch it bring you to your shun n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n knees, knees
I love me some meeeee